WHAT IF I WAS A CHARACTER IN THE MARVEL UNIVERSE?

Name: Roulade.
Hometown: Dampier, Western Australia.
Weapon: Holy Sword of Newest Balance.
Aesthetic: Salt n Pepa meets Purple Rain via a black / really real blue / prussian blue colourway.
Powers: Mind travel, good at sword(s).
Weaknesses: Fatal wounds, event scheduling.
Allies: Tiga, the Ghost of Fred Perry.
Enemies: Chris Brown?
Indifferent to: the barista at Coffee, Tea or Me?(.)

The upside down sword says that I’m pretty casual about things but the presence of a sword says that I know how to use it. The apparent aggression of the clenched fist is balanced out by the roguish nonchalance of the scarf & t-shirt combination (not to be confused with “Fan of The Arcade Fire”) and the semi-shevelled hair.

WHAT IF SOUNDWAVE & POOCHIE WENT ON A TACKY PACKAGE HOLIDAY TOGETHER IN THE EARLY 90’s AND SENT A POSTCARD BACK TO CYBERTRON / ITCHY & SCRATCHY?

It took John, Paul and George Martin 24 consecutive hours (or something massive like that) in the studio to sort out the tracklist for “The White Album“. In about an hour I’ve done heaps better and come up with this more concise tracklist without losing any of the album’s depth or magic. The length is roughly in between each “half” of the original(/actual) version, I kept “Wild Honey Pie” and I didn’t respectively make “Back in the USSR” or “Goodnight” the opening or closing tracks.

I can see some new ground over there, there’s something wrong with it though OH WAIT, IT’S BROKEN

i chopped this together in cool edit earlier this evening. intended to be music to drink coffee to, it’s an edit that you don’t need a beard to enjoy.

“partyday“